Smallest body text is 12px (base ~14px). below the ~16px readable floor.
fix Keep body copy ≥15-16px; reserve sub-13px for fine print only.
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Data
▲ strongest
0 tactics
no named tactics detected on this step
content · Aug 9, 2026
officeblues.net
0/100 Sparse
Scores above 0% of 1,252 multi-step funnels we have measured. Among the 63 content funnels in that group, above 0%.
How this was measured
Coverage is detection coverage, not a verdict — it counts the conversion tactics we could prove are present, out of the 5 that apply to a content funnel.
Measured by Roentgen 1.20.1, one of our versioned rulesets. A capture is read once and its measurements freeze there, so the stamp says which ruleset read this one.
Walk 11 links seen, 9 walkable, 2 matched, and we walked 3 pages.
What we recorded
The funnel, frame by frame
3 steps walkedIn their own words
3 quotedthe entry page’s own title, headline, buttons and prices — quoted, never paraphrased
measuredextracted directly from the live page. a fact, not an opinion- Page title
Data — Office Blues
- Meta description
Office Blues data: the Daily Misery Pulse, salary data for 823 US occupations, and a burnout index for 50 metros. Public data, citable, no speculation.
- Headline
RECEIPTS, NOT VIBES
What we didn’t find
5 of 5 applicableapplicable tactics we checked for and did not see on any step we reached
measuredextracted directly from the live page. a fact, not an opinionWhat we didn’t see5 of 5 applicable
FAQ / objection handling
1175 of 1777 measured funnels run this
Press / "as seen in"
448 of 1769 measured funnels run this
Us-vs-them comparison
304 of 1777 measured funnels run this
Proof above the fold
292 of 1777 measured funnels run this
Scarcity / urgency copy
94 of 1769 measured funnels run this
Absence is a measurement, not a recommendation: we do not know why a tactic is missing, whether it belongs here, or whether adding it would change anything. Where a walk stopped early, a tactic living deeper would also read as not detected.
How well it’s built
11 run · 2 flaggedcontrast, mobile, typography, accessibility, weight — each with what would fix it
measuredextracted directly from the live page. a fact, not an opinionReadability & contrast1 flagged
Text contrast (WCAG AA) needs workcontrast:text-contrast-wcag-aa
82% of measurable text passes WCAG AA. 4+ runs fail.
worst: “OFFICE” at 3.32:1 (21px, #ff2d2d on #f5f2ec). needs 4.5:1
fix Raise text/background contrast to ≥4.5:1 (≥3:1 for large text), especially on CTAs and body copy.
Mobile & tap targetsclear
Mobile viewport passesmobile:mobile-viewport
Responsive viewport meta is present.
Typography1 flagged
Body text size needs worktype:body-text-size
Line length notetype:line-length
12 paragraphs run past ~95 characters per line.
fix Cap measure at ~60-75ch for comfortable reading.
Accessibility hygieneclear
Language declared passesa11y:language-declared
html[lang] is set for screen readers.
Image alt text passesa11y:image-alt-text
All 9 content images carry alt text.
Weight & deliveryclear
Page weight not measurableweight:page-weight
At least 0.0 MB across 10 measurable resources, but 20 cross-origin resources did not expose a size. The true weight cannot be determined from the page.
Render-blocking resources passesweight:render-blocking-resources
2 stylesheets/scripts in <head> block first paint.
fix Defer non-critical JS (defer/async) and inline only critical CSS.
Oversized images noteweight:oversized-images
3 images are shipped at more than 2x the width shown.
“dark.webp” is 468px wide, displayed at 171px
fix Serve responsive sizes (srcset/sizes) matching the rendered width.
Form usabilityclear
Autocomplete hints noteforms:autocomplete-hints
No autocomplete attributes across 5 fields. browsers cannot autofill.
fix Add autocomplete="email"/"tel"/"name" to identity fields.
Inline validation passesforms:inline-validation
5 fields carry validation attributes (required/pattern/aria-invalid).
Brand kit
5 colour roles
palette by on-page usage · type rendered live
measuredextracted directly from the live page. a fact, not an opinionfull palette ordered by on-page usage %
primary#0047ff
accent#0047ff
bg#f5f2ec
surface#f5f2ec
text#0a0a0a
See the roles applied
accent
Body copy in their text role, on a surface card.
the roles, doing their job
The quick brown fox85px
Jumps over the lazy dog24px
A subheading in their voice21px
Body copy set at their measured paragraph size. This is how their product reads to a first-time visitor. same family, same scale, same weight.
- List item one, at body scale
- List item two
- List item three
Type scale, weights & families
SIZE SCALE
12pxAa
14pxAa
15pxAa
17pxAa
21pxAa
24pxAa
85pxAa
WEIGHTS
Aa400
Aa900
FAMILIES
Archivo Black · JetBrains Mono
rendered in their own type system · webfont not loaded. system fallback if uninstalled
We also looked for Sections, Elements, What we found and Playbook match, and found none on this funnel.
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