Site report · Ecommerce · Scanned 2026-10-24

whatbrandonthinks.online

Beats 11%.

of 234 multi-step e-commerce funnels. It runs 1 of 15 selling tactics. 3 of 11 UX checks pass.

whatbrandonthinks.online desktop capture of the first page

How it ranks

Where it ranks.

Across all 1,961 multi-step funnels: beats 3%.

Peer rank

Beats 11%.

of 234 multi-step e-commerce funnels. Across all 1,961 multi-step funnels: beats 3%.

beats 11% of 234 multi-step e-commerce funnels. 1 column = 5% of the cohort, drawn to the nearest column.

What we found

What we found.

Free to read.

What they say

“Your chat has a story. Let’s read between the lines.”

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  • Explore my chat
  • Alex & Jamie A little more than small talk
  • The weekend crew The people who make it happen
  • Sunday at home More than a family group chat
  • Explore local statistics
  • Review the report option

How it’s built

11 UX checks · 5 need work · 3 pass · 3 notes · 0 not measured

Needs work

Text contrast (WCAG AA)

93% of measurable text passes WCAG AA. 4+ runs fail.

Needs work

Body text size

Smallest sampled text is 9px, below the 13px floor this check uses.

Needs work

Page weight

At least 13.3 MB across 118 measurable resources. 42 cross-origin resources did not expose a size, so the real total is higher.

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Pass

Mobile viewport

Responsive viewport meta is present.

Note

Line length

30 paragraphs run past ~95 characters per line.

Pass

Language declared

html[lang] is set for screen readers.

Pass

Image alt text

All 12 content images carry alt text.

Note

Render-blocking resources

6 stylesheets/scripts in <head> block first paint.

Needs work

Oversized images

12 images are shipped at more than 2x the width shown.

Note

Keyboard reachability

12 elements look clickable but cannot be reached by keyboard.

Needs work

Tap-target size (mobile)

46 of 83 interactive targets are under 44×44px on mobile.

How it looks

Iowan Old Style for headlines, Avenir Next for text. 10 colours measured.

How it sells

Free names. Plus proves.

1 of 15 selling tactic found: FAQ / objection handling. 14 not found.

Free · you see

  • Which tactics it uses
  • Which 14 it lacks
    • Express walletsNot found on the pages we x-rayed.
    • Proof at every stepNot found on the pages we x-rayed.
    • On-page review wallNot found on the pages we x-rayed.
    • Money-back guaranteeNot found on the pages we x-rayed.
    • Proof above the fold16% of funnels have it (426 of 2,651).
    • Press / "as seen in"24% of funnels have it (634 of 2,648).
    • Stacked free giftsNot found on the pages we x-rayed.
    • Countdown / urgency timerNot found on the pages we x-rayed.
    • Anchor / strikethrough pricingNot found on the pages we x-rayed.
    • Subscription / auto-shipNot found on the pages we x-rayed.
    • Per-unit price anchorNot found on the pages we x-rayed.
    • Us-vs-them comparison19% of funnels have it (506 of 2,651).
    • Free shippingNot found on the pages we x-rayed.
    • Scarcity / urgency copy5% of funnels have it (138 of 2,648).

    Absence is a measurement, not a recommendation: we do not know why a tactic is missing, whether it belongs here, or whether adding it would change anything. Where a walk stopped early, a tactic living deeper would also read as not detected.

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  • The proof behind each tactic
  • Who has what it lacks
  • Every word, colour and size

FAQ / objection handling · the evidence

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Proof for all 1 tactics.

The exact evidence for each one we found. Open a row to read it.

FAQ / objection handling · the evidence

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Their main button, as captured

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Who has what it lacks.

For each gap, the peers that have it.

Press / "as seen in" · who has it

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Us-vs-them comparison · who has it

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Proof above the fold · who has it

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Scarcity / urgency copy · who has it

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Every word they use.

Buttons, links and prices, in full.

Buttons and links · 8 on the first page

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Prices seen · 2

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Colours and type, in full.

Every colour and size we measured.

Colours · 10 measured, with their share

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Type · Iowan Old Style, 12 sizes

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UXXRAY+

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Every figure on this page was read off the live site by Roentgen 1.30.0 on 2026-10-24, a script that reads page structure, computed CSS and matched text. No AI judgment, nothing estimated, and a capture’s numbers stay as read.

How this was measured

Detection coverage, not a verdict. A low count means we did not detect those checks, not that the funnel is weak.

Walk 23 links on the entry page, 20 walkable. 3 matched a funnel step; we captured 4 pages in all, this one included.

Absence is a measurement, not a recommendation: we do not know why a tactic is missing, whether it belongs here, or whether adding it would change anything. Where a walk stopped early, a tactic living deeper would also read as not detected.

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