lead_gen · Aug 3, 2026
35/100 Sparse
Scores higher than 68% of 577 entry-page captures we have measured.
Walk 0 links seen on the entry page, and none were walkable past it. We only follow a[href], so a funnel behind a button or a login would not appear here.
Measured by Roentgen 1.18 on 2026-08-03. A capture is read once and its measurements freeze there, so the stamp says which ruleset read this one.
Coverage is detection coverage, not a verdict — it counts the conversion tactics we could prove are present, out of the 10 that apply to a lead_gen funnel. Per device: desktop 35 · mobile 35.
this funnel’s coverage score across measured re-scans
measuredextracted directly from the live page. a fact, not an opinionthe entry page’s own title, headline, buttons and prices — quoted, never paraphrased
measuredextracted directly from the live page. a fact, not an opinionLARP — Revenue infrastructure for serious founders
LARP pairs you with another founder. You send them $10,000. They send you $10,000. You've both booked $10,000 in revenue. Cash never moves. (Satire.)
Revenue is just an agreement between friends.
Three steps to a rounding error the size of a Series B.
The trillion-dollar version books about as much new demand as yours did.
Book some revenue.
Finance teams close faster on LARP.
Settle programmatically.
The legality question.
You literally cannot pay us. That's the whole point.
Actually — you can pay me.+4 more, not shown
Start a loop
Run your first loop →
Find your fellow LARPer ⇄
See the math
Execute loop ⇄
Reset books
Withdraw earnings
Start looping
Go parabolic
Contact sales+1 more, not shown
$10,000.
$10,000
$4.22
$0
$10
$120
$1
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conversion tactics we could prove are present, with the on-page text that evidences each
measuredextracted directly from the live page. a fact, not an opiniondocs link
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Is this legal? Yes. LARP facilitates mutual service agreements between consenting, verifie
applicable tactics we checked for and did not see on any step we reached
measuredextracted directly from the live page. a fact, not an opinionAbsence is a measurement, not a recommendation: we do not know why a tactic is missing, whether it belongs here, or whether adding it would change anything. Where a walk stopped early, a tactic living deeper would also read as not detected.
contrast, mobile, typography, accessibility, weight — each with what would fix it
measuredextracted directly from the live page. a fact, not an opinion3 of 9 measured checks need work1 could not be measured — not counted either way
Smallest body text is 11px (base ~19px). below the ~16px readable floor.
FixKeep body copy ≥15-16px; reserve sub-13px for fine print only.
No html[lang] attribute. screen readers can’t pick the right voice.
FixAdd lang="en" (or the page’s language) to <html>.
20 of 20 interactive targets are under 44×44px on mobile.
smallest: “Start a loop” at 127×41px
FixGive tappable controls a ≥44×44px hit area. the touch minimum.
4 paragraphs run past ~95 characters per line.
FixCap measure at ~60-75ch for comfortable reading.
type:4 headings skip a level (e.g. <h2> followed by <h4>). Screen-reader users navigate by this outline.
FixStep heading levels one at a time; use CSS for size, not a deeper level.
a11y:No same-page “skip to content” link was found. Keyboard users tab through the whole nav on every page.
FixAdd a first-in-DOM <a href="#main"> that is visible on focus.
a11y:No <main> landmark. screen-reader users cannot jump between regions.
FixWrap the page in <header>, <main> and <footer> (or matching ARIA roles).
structure:At least 0.0 MB across 4 measurable resources, but 1 cross-origin resources did not expose a size. The true weight cannot be determined from the page.
weight:palette by on-page usage · type rendered live
measuredextracted directly from the live page. a fact, not an opinionBody copy in their text role, on a surface card.
Body copy set at their measured paragraph size. This is how their product reads to a first-time visitor. same family, same scale, same weight.
layers we ran on this funnel that came back empty
measuredextracted directly from the live page. a fact, not an opinionElements — the atomic pieces — price anchors, ratings, guarantees — with their verbatim on-page text
Playbook match — which funnel play this page runs — measured, evidence-quoted
We ran these passes on the pages we captured and found nothing to show. That is a measurement of this funnel, not a recommendation — and it is a different statement from a layer we never ran, which does not appear here at all.
