ecommerce · Sep 27, 2026

iambored.blog

We found more conversion tactics here than on 10% of the 211 multi-step e-commerce funnels we have measured.

1 conversion tactic detected

3 pages walked · measured by Roentgen 1.27.0

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How this was measured

Measured by Roentgen 1.27.0 on 2026-09-27. A capture is read once and its measurements freeze there, so the stamp says which ruleset read this one.

This is detection coverage, not a verdict — it counts the conversion tactics we could prove are present, out of the 15 that apply to an ecommerce funnel. A low count means we did not detect those patterns, not that the funnel is weak.

Against all 1,781 multi-step funnels, more conversion tactics than 3% of them.

Walk 67 links on the entry page, 47 walkable. 2 matched a funnel step; we captured 3 pages in all, this one included.

The short version, in 5 parts

  1. Proven on the page

    1 conversion tactic detected, each backed by text on the page

    Answers buyer objections
    FAQ Frequently Asked Questions Direct comparisons to boredbutton and neal.fun, plus the pr

    See all 1

  2. Not seen

    14 of 15 applicable tactics we checked for and did not see

    Press / "as seen in"
    Media logos or an "as seen in / featured in" claim borrowing publication credib…
    Us-vs-them comparison
    A comparison table framing the brand against alternatives.
    Proof above the fold
    Social proof rendered within the first viewport on at least one step.

    + 11 more

    See what we looked for

  3. Flagged

    4 of 13 build checks flagged, each with a fix

    Body text size
    Smallest sampled text is 9px, below the 13px floor this check uses.
    Line height
    Body line-height is 1.05×, tight enough to hurt readability.
    Oversized images
    57 images are shipped at more than 2x the width shown.

    + 1 more

    See the fixes

  4. Walked

    3 pages walked, Fun Sites to Spend Elon Musk Money

    Step 1
    Fun Sites
    Step 2
    Brick Blitz
    Step 3
    Spend Elon Musk Money

    Walk it frame by frame

  5. In their words

    The headline: Bored? Push play instead of a red button.

    Promise
    Free browser games for whenever you are bored. No app, no account, no waiting. Plays on phone, tablet, or com…

    Read every quote

Captured Fun Sites
Step 1 · Fun Sites1 / 3

What we recorded

Progress

2 scans

this funnel’s coverage score across measured re-scans

measuredextracted directly from the live page. a fact, not an opinion
Unchanged across 2 scans Same 1 conversion tactic detected since 2026-08-06.
  1. 1 tactic 2026-08-06
  2. 1 tactic 2026-09-27

The funnel, frame by frame

3 steps walked

see their whole funnel without clicking through it. scored step by step

measuredextracted directly from the live page. a fact, not an opinion
Fun Sites
01

Fun Sites

▲ strongest
3 tactics
FAQFree trialLogo wall
Brick Blitz
02

Brick Blitz

2 tactics
FAQLogo wall
Spend Elon Musk Money
03

Spend Elon Musk Money

▼ thinnest
2 tactics

$1,000,000,000,000 +24 more

FAQLogo wall

In their own words

19 quoted

the entry page’s own title, headline, buttons and prices — quoted, never paraphrased

measuredextracted directly from the live page. a fact, not an opinion
Page title
Have Fun | Free Online Games on Any Device, No Download
Meta description
Free browser games for whenever you are bored. No app, no account, no waiting. Plays on phone, tablet, or computer in one tap.
Headline
Bored? Push play instead of a red button.
Section headings
Play somethingWhat each game doesMore games comingWhy this beats another random-site buttonWhat you can expect from this pageFrequently Asked QuestionsBROWSECONNECT+8 more, not shown

Sections

3 identified

structural bands identified on this funnel, cropped from its own capture

measuredextracted directly from the live page. a fact, not an opinion
Nav section of iambored.blog
Nav0% down the page
Hero section of iambored.blog
Hero1% down the page
Footer section of iambored.blog
Footer95% down the page

What we found

1 tactic

conversion tactics we could prove are present, with the on-page text that evidences each

measuredextracted directly from the live page. a fact, not an opinion

objection1 of 2

Answers buyer objections FAQ Frequently Asked Questions Direct comparisons to boredbutton and neal.fun, plus the pr

What we didn’t find

14 of 15 applicable

applicable tactics we checked for and did not see on any step we reached

measuredextracted directly from the live page. a fact, not an opinion

What we didn’t see14 of 15 applicable

Press / "as seen in" 642 of the 2,417 funnels we checked
Us-vs-them comparison 441 of the 2,420 funnels we checked
Proof above the fold 381 of the 2,420 funnels we checked
Scarcity / urgency copy 125 of the 2,417 funnels we checked
Anchor / strikethrough pricing 116 of the 238 ecommerce funnels we checked
On-page review wall 95 of the 238 ecommerce funnels we checked
Free shipping 81 of the 238 ecommerce funnels we checked
Express wallets 41 of the 238 ecommerce funnels we checked
Money-back guarantee 33 of the 238 ecommerce funnels we checked
Proof at every step 26 of the 238 ecommerce funnels we checked
Countdown / urgency timer 18 of the 238 ecommerce funnels we checked
Per-unit price anchor 11 of the 238 ecommerce funnels we checked
Stacked free gifts
Subscription / auto-ship

Absence is a measurement, not a recommendation: we do not know why a tactic is missing, whether it belongs here, or whether adding it would change anything. Where a walk stopped early, a tactic living deeper would also read as not detected.

How well it’s built

13 run · 4 flagged

contrast, mobile, typography, accessibility, weight — each with what would fix it

measuredextracted directly from the live page. a fact, not an opinion

4 of 13 measured checks need work

Body text size

type:body-text-size

Smallest sampled text is 9px, below the 13px floor this check uses.

FixKeep body copy ≥15-16px; reserve sub-13px for fine print only.

Line height

type:line-height

Body line-height is 1.05×, tight enough to hurt readability.

FixSet body line-height to ~1.4-1.6×.

Oversized images

weight:oversized-images

57 images are shipped at more than 2x the width shown.

“brick-blitz.webp” is 1200px wide, displayed at 355px

FixServe responsive sizes (srcset/sizes) matching the rendered width.

Tap-target size (mobile)

mobile:tap-target-size-mobile

15 of 115 interactive targets are under 44×44px on mobile.

smallest: “Poke the sparkle doodle” at 33×33px

FixGive tappable controls a ≥44×44px hit area. the touch minimum.

Worth knowing4

Line length

56 paragraphs run past ~95 characters per line.

FixCap measure at ~60-75ch for comfortable reading.

type:line-length
Page weight

At least 2.7 MB across 154 measurable resources. 28 cross-origin resources did not expose a size, so the real total is higher.

FixCompress and lazy-load below-the-fold media; drop unused third-party scripts.

weight:page-weight
Keyboard reachability

114 elements look clickable but cannot be reached by keyboard.

FixUse <button>/<a>, or add role + tabindex="0" and a key handler.

structure:keyboard-reachability

Clear5

Text contrast (WCAG AA) · Mobile viewport · Language declared · Image alt text · Render-blocking resources

Brand kit

5 colour roles

palette by on-page usage · type rendered live

measuredextracted directly from the live page. a fact, not an opinion
full palette ordered by on-page usage %
accent#773344
bg#f5e9e2
surface#f5e9e2
text#463a48
See the roles applied
accent

Body copy in their text role, on a surface card.

the roles, doing their job
The quick brown fox40px
Jumps over the lazy dog30px
A subheading in their voice28px

Body copy set at their measured paragraph size. This is how their product reads to a first-time visitor. same family, same scale, same weight.

  • List item one, at body scale
  • List item two
  • List item three
Type scale, weights & families
SIZE SCALE
9pxAa
10pxAa
12pxAa
13pxAa
14pxAa
15pxAa
16pxAa
17pxAa
18pxAa
28pxAa
30pxAa
40pxAa
WEIGHTS
Aa400
Aa500
Aa600
Aa700
FAMILIES
Catamaran · Noto Sans
rendered in their own type system · webfont not loaded. system fallback if uninstalled

Measured, found none

2 of 10 layers

layers we ran on this funnel that came back empty

measuredextracted directly from the live page. a fact, not an opinion

Elements — the atomic pieces — price anchors, ratings, guarantees — with their verbatim on-page text

Playbook match — which funnel play this page runs — measured, evidence-quoted

We ran these passes on the pages we captured and found nothing to show. That is a measurement of this funnel, not a recommendation — and it is a different statement from a layer we never ran, which does not appear here at all.

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